FIREWORK PARODY
Do you ever feel like a Chihuahua;
shaking as if you just took cocaine.
Do you ever get, get the munchies
‘Cause of all that weed
you’d smoked that day.
Do you ever hallucinate;
because of that acid trip?
Do you know there’s still a chance for you, ‘cause there’s a spark in you.
You just got to go drive
to your
nearest rehab.
Just own the fact that you’re in real deep shit.
‘Cause baby, you’re a drug addict!
Sometimes you don’t remember what you did,
you have short term memory.
Those drugs are fucking with your mind.
Baby, you’re a drug addict.
Shrooms’ll make the colours burst!
You’ll see Jesus on your walls.
Tie Dye and hippies all around.
You don’t do have all those hardxcore drugs,
shoot some heroin or smoke a bud,
If only you knew that,
after eating ‘shrooms comes a double rainbow.
Maybe the reason that I’m crying
is because I saw a freakin’ unicorn.
With all these drugs, your mind will explode.
When it does you’ll know.
They’ll be blood and guts
all over your white carpets.
But then it turns out, you were hallucinating.
‘Cause baby, you’re a drug addict!
You’ll see people in your cereal.
No more crystal meth for (Charlie) Sheen.
We can all go to Candy Mountain.
Baby, you’re a drug addict,
You won’t sleep for several days,
You don’t even remember you have a kid,
You sometimes binge eat,
Shit, shit, shit, here come the cops down your street
they might find your stash of weed
all you’ve gotta do is play it cool.
‘Cause baby, you’re a drug addict,
Come on show ‘em how much your drugs are worth.
You’ll party with Ke$ha, yeah,
as you shoot some heroin.
Baby you’re a drug addict,
‘Shrooms’ll make the colours burst,
they’ll make you go; WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Where’d those hippies come from.
Shit, shit, shit, the cops are at the door,
shit, shit, shit, I just got arrested, fuck.
